Dolphin Island Sunset

I met someone who re-opened my eyes to love, music, dancing, the stars, corn nuggets and sunsets.

Chili Bean

The other night I was walking Chili Bean around to do her business. It was dark and I was on the phone. I was not paying much attention when a cab driver resting in his car said "Are you going to pick that up?" I looked at him confused and said "What?" He repeated himself. I said "Sir, I apologize. I am on the phone and have no way to pick it up." He responded with "well I live in apartment blah blah blah..where do you live?" I said, "That is really none of your business. I do not know you and do not feel comfortable telling you where I live. Also, when I signed my leasing contract I asked about designated areas and the employees laughed in my face. I have a pet fee added onto my rent for this purpose." He responded with "Well, I am going to step in that." I said, "Here's an idea Sir..don't, and while you are at it look out for/avoid the cat and duck shit too.

"Are you From London?

Crazy Man walked into the Salon the other day and placed a life-sized owl on the counter and pointed it at me. He waited a moment and said "good you aren't a witch." Then he handed me a large stack of expired coupons and said "See you later, Gypsy."