"A Seahorses Mate"
Last weekend we had a very large Garage sale. It began before 6:30 AM when I awoke to someone picking around the driveway outside my window. I ran downstairs and spent the rest of the morning negotiating various items. If the sign said $10 they wanted to pay $7, if the sign said $5 they wanted to pay $2, if the sign said $1.00 they wanted to pay a quarter...AND a garage sale is not the best venue to sale art work.

"Sea Horse"
Acrylic

Earlier in the week I was lucky enough to get to drive the family van to and from work for a few days. There were just a few "quirks" which included a mild yet consistent rumbling sound, an overall shake, it was a van, and best of all the driver side door had to be slammed shut because even when it looked and felt closed it was not. Too many times I looked at the door and it was not closed. That created a feeling of security within me.

"Acid Rain"
Acrylic

"Thank you for calling Edgars Bakery.."
Hi, I am calling to make a complaint.
"Mam, I am so sorry. What was wrong with your cake?"
It was too sweet.
"Oh my gosh..no!!"

Tiki Beach
Acrylic Paint

Choot em Liz.

Textured Cross
Acrylic/Puff Paint

Sundays are always very reminiscent for me.

Margaritaville Sideways
Acrylic

Last night I was told that I was channeling Ron White and he is not even dead yet.
"They call me Tator..Tator Salad."

Roll Tide
Acrylic

Phone call..
Me: "Thank you for calling Edgars at the Colonnade.."
Other: "Is this the Colonnade?"
Me "Yes."
Other: "Well I wanted to order a cake.."
Me: "Okay, when would you like to pick it up?"
Other: "Uhhmmm....Saturday?...
Me: "What time?"
Other: "What time do you open?"
Me: "6:30am and we close at 6pm"
other:"OMG not that early..hahahaha...how about uhmmmmmm 11:00..no 12:00.
Me: "Okay what can I get for you?"
other:"Uhmm I don't know something big and pink..wait no purple. Can I get a three tiered cake for tomorrow?"
Me: "No, I am so sorry we usually need 48 hours notice for a more involved cake.."
other: "Oh, well how about a big pink flower...? Can you look on google where I am looking at...No the next page, two down, with the big petals.."
30 minutes later...
Other: "Okay well I don't know if I can do all that..I'll have to call you back."